I need a t-shirt designer

Details about the apparel: T-shirts for adults and kids Content to include on the apparel: Funny quotes, sayings, and/or graphics Ideas for the visual style: Funny quotes, sayings, and/or graphics Extra notes: The job is simple: I need a t-shirt designer. The requirements: - You must know how to use the USPTO trademark database to research trademarks - You must be able to create unique and original designs that are not on the internet yet - You must not copy anyone else's designs - You must be able to create 3 designs per hour - The designs will be simple graphic + text designs I will pay more if you have the skills or knowledge here: - Able to write a few sentences in English describing each design with little or no grammatical errors - Able to create mockups and organize the designs into folders - Able to upload the designs as digital downloads onto my Shopify website